Friday, 30 January 2015

Zombie cat is real!!


So the story of Zombie Cat has been circling the web this week. Bart, the cat who came back, had been ran over by a car and then buried by his owner who had found Bart lifeless. Five days later the neighbour saw Bart looking for food and put both the neighbour and owner into shock. It seems cats have nines lives after all. This gives us hope for everyone. 
The Humane Society has taken on the medical expenses for this undead cat.

Bart will survive and have a great recovery, only without an eye and some scarring. Who will need another eye for brain eating anyways? :)
Great resemblance hey?
ZC from the book

Wednesday, 28 January 2015

Come here Fido!

Who says you have to be alone in the apocalypse or even on a zombie walk? Now you can buy this poorly made costume for $17 and embarrass the sh!t out of your defenseless pet. Man's best friend just became best undead friend. And ugly. The brain hat is kinda cute. Like a zombie yamaka. Mazal tov!


Thanks Geekologie

Monday, 26 January 2015

Monday Mention: Through the Zombie Glass (White Rabbit Chronicles #2)


Through the Zombie Glass (White Rabbit Chronicles #2)

by Gena Showalter (Goodreads Author)

"Zombies stalk the night. Forget blood and brains. These monsters hunger for human souls. Sadly, they've got mine..." - Ali

First off...that cover. Someone one Goodreads was thinking that it was ugly and it resembled a little too much like White Chicks. YIKES! and lol. That is just the icing on top of this bizarre novel of weird spiritual zombies and ghosts that has nothing to do with Alice in Wonderland more and more. 
So dead on

So the gang is still fighting zombies but Justin, a distrusting dude from the first book, gets bit while out on a zombie run. Within moments he starts to turn and bites Ali. Thus begins the spiral of Ali versus her evil Zombie self that is starting to emerge from within. She sees this evil Ali in her reflection; a hint to AIW. 
Cole thinks there is a spy among the group, zombies are getting stronger, and teen hormones are going nuts!! And that is where I went from wanting to rate this 4 to a 3. SOO much teen lust and horrible "sexy" talk. I kept being disturbed cuz in most of the YA I read it is just more kissy stuff. This was trying to be subtle in some boob grabbing and dry humps. Yup! That happened. (I was going to insert a gif for that but....its too weird out there on the net). Plus these characters are now 17 so I had to keep that in mind when it came to all the sex talk. Cuz there was a lot. And a lot of this on my end..
Anyways, still enjoyed the plot probably better this time since I knew what to expect with the zombie spirit stuff. Will read the next one for sure. Gone this far.

3 out of 5 monkey brains

here is from my first review  White Rabbit Chronicles #1

Friday, 23 January 2015

I slice and you dice

Anybody a chef out there? Me? PB&J are my specialty. 
Everybody has pretended to be Wok with Yan at some point. Now we can take those sweet chopping skills both in and out of the kitchen....IN STYLE!

The Zombie Attack Apron (from ThinkGeek) decorates an image of you being the undead. Easier for you to blend in young grasshoppa! 
Want to keep those knife skills sharp? *snort* Cut your kale and other hippy-trend of food that won't save you in the afterlife on these babies!
Artist Dave Stencil got a Kickstarter and has created these rich wooden boards around $35 for your enjoyment. Prepare for the apocalypse while preparing supper!

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

Chia zombie "pets"

Above is the zombie Chia line. Gone are the days of kitten, lamb, and cute elephants. Welcome Creepy Holden, Restless Arm, and Lifeless Lisa. This bundle sells about $30 CAD on Amazon. Does any buddy actually grow these? I have never seen anyone in my life do so. I feel like I'm super lucky just to have my bamboo plant be alive for almost 10 years even with the lack of water I give it...or don't. Maybe these undead guys won't die. Hehe. Get it? Guys their undead...I don't even know what I am saying. Shall I join Lassie out back?

Thanks Geekologie.

Monday, 19 January 2015

Monday Mentions: Afterlife With Archie #7: Thanksgiving


Afterlife With Archie #7: Thanksgiving (Afterlife With Archie #7) 

by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Francesco Francavilla (Illustrator), Jack Morelli (Illustrator

Archie and the gang have been away from Riversdale for awhile, stumbling across America and zombies. The gang decides to rest and give thanks and hunt for some turkey-like food. Soon they aren't the only ones hunting. 

So Betty is being a teen and writing her emotions on paper. We dive into her life with sis Polly, the death and loss from Jugdead's reign, and her secret time with Archie. oooooo Veronica not going to be happy about that.  And she isn't. 
Princess veronica is being all jelly. Meanwhile, folks are dreaming of Sabrina's honeymoon I think. Weird. Did she marry Cthulhu?! On top of it all, the Blossom siblings got a Flowers in the Attic relationship minus Cheryl liking it. Gamgam will for sure be punishing these too. 

3 out of 4 monkey brains



Wednesday, 14 January 2015

Nerd Block's Horror Block


Before Christmas I kept hearing from friends about getting a monthly little box full of nerd goodies. My friends were mostly subscribing to Loot Crate, an epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $30 CAN. You can subscribe for 1, 3, or 6 months. It gets delivered right to your door!
ANYWAYS! I got all excited but before I just threw my money away I came across Nerd Block, the new competition to Loot Crate. And to be honest, I'm loving it. 
Nerd Block costs about the same with the same monthly options and a monthly theme or category, but major differences are Nerd Block always has a shirt, a magazine, and there are even 5 different theme choices within Nerd Block. 

These are:

  • Horror 
  • Arcade
  • Classic
  • Jr boys
  • Jr girls

OF COURSE I choose Horror block and suggest that if you love The Walking Dead, gore, guts, classic horror films, etc, then you need to have this. 
So far I have only had one month but what I got was so wicked and what they are hinting at for this month (American Horror Story items and 2 shirts!! EEEEEE!). 
Here are a few things I got for the December box:
Frankenstein!!
weird squishy skeleton
HEEEERRE'S JOHNNY!
Um zombie disinfectant  

 And this was the only little sneak at zombie for this box this month, but I know there has been Walking Dead items and the box itself is a zombie "Don't Open Dead Inside" box. 
BOOYAH!

Next time I get anything zombie related I will only post those but I had to share with you zombaes. ;)