Friday, 19 December 2014

Blend in with a Zombie Hoodie

 Stay warm in the zombie horde while masking yourself as one of the fellow undead with this Zombie Hoodie from ThinkGeek. 
Regularly $50 CAD. 
"(E)xposed ribs, muscles, internal organs, and even some seriously-oversized maggots printed on it for effect." 
The hood can zip up to block your eyes from seeing correctly and creating an illusion good enough to get shot! Kidding aside, this is a wicked hoodie every zombie lover should have in their attire. 

Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Guns hidden so your wife doesn't get mad with them all around the house

I'm one of the "wife" ladies that can't stand the guns and bullets slowly making its way into my house. Mind you they may come in hand for the zombies one day so there is the bright side. But the sight of them are atrocious!

Geekologie shared that Tactical Walls builds some fashionable and functional gun safes you can have all around your house so no one knows how much of a gun freak you are.

I'll stick to something that has unlimited ammo like a katana or a hammer if needed. I'm more likely to shoot myself before I ever got a zombie square in the head. 
See the sites above for videos and more information.

Monday, 15 December 2014

Monday Mention: Attack of the Shark-Headed Zombie

Attack of the Shark-Headed Zombie (Stepping Stones)
After Keats and Henry lose their bikes, they need money—fast. The help-wanted ad at the supermarket seems ideal for them. All they have to do is weed Hallway House's garden, find some lightbulbs in the attic, sweep the garage and battle a shark-headed zombie...? 
 - Goodreads

This was actually pretty cute and magical. Boys had to go through a lot to earn some cash. Shows some responsibility. What I don't know is why its a shark-headed zombie. Of course the title made me attracted to this gem when it came across my work desk. The shark was just a shark zombie or zombie shark, whatever way you want to say it. The title makes it sound like its a zombie aka human with a shark head. It looked like a shark, swam like a shark, flopped like a shark, so it was a shark turned zombie. Plain and simple. So weird. It could swim through ground too. 

3 out of 5 monkey brains

Friday, 12 December 2014

Silent Night of the Living Dead!

I am so mature you guys!
Everybody loves to have a nativity set out during the holidays. We even had one in my house and we weren't exactly Jesus fans. Nevertheless they spew Christmas and they are quite fun to mess around with.--->

Being a zombie fan the best nativity set would be a zombie one and it looks like a Kickstarter tried to make our dreams come true this holiday. (It failed! CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!) Still let us take a moment to relish in the awesomeness that could have been.
The gang is all here...well maybe missing a few parts.
We Three Spleens
Shepard boy is doing some major suckage at his job.
Could Mary be the next Daryl?? NEVER!!

Wednesday, 10 December 2014

I feel like laughing

Sometimes life is a drag and I need a little pick me up and mocha or some strong arms aren't going to do that for me. Here are a few things I stumbled across lately. Hope you die laughing or atleast show them pearly whites. 
The last is my fav.

Monday, 8 December 2014

Monday Mention: Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof

Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof 


A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience. - Goodreads

While the classic presented kids the experience of a touch and feel enhanced reading experience, all I experienced was a face ache from the frowned expression I had reading this. I'm glad I never bought this book. Instead I went to the book store and read it there. It wasn't even worth the listed 5 bucks. While it was a semi good parody and had the interactive elements, the book was flimsy and nothing at all like the board book version it parodies. They should have made it feel like the original board book to be more authentic. That was the whole experience! Sturdy book to drool on. And drooling I might have done if I was stunned with greatness this book could have had. Good effort I guess. 
2 out of 5 monkey brains

Friday, 5 December 2014

Only the best is dead enough

Where was I during 2010? Ah...a poor college student with no social life. It seems Dead Zebra, Inc. had some wicked 19" Lego dudes that were created by the man from Creatures In My Head site (I was addicted to this site for a few years. So trippy!). 
Since then the figures are gone but you can still buy a t-shirt. I know....less impressive. Not as impressive as being able to take tall toys and make them do weird things and SnapChat them to your friends. You don't do that?!!