Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Would you like some more tea?

WHY oh WHY don't I drink tea?! Do you think I can just put some pop or booze in this thing and have my own zombie tea party? 
The zombie teapot comes from my new addiction, Etsy, for $80.57 CAD. Handmade and painted, this brainy pot will scare your mother-in-law and make you the fav amoung children. 






Want a your undead to be more fancy? 80 bucks not ballin' enough for ya?
Zombie attack tea pot retails at $126.61. You better love your tea!


Monday, 20 October 2014

Zom-B Angels

Zom-B Angels (Zom-B #4) 


by
3 out of 5 monkey heads

Friday, 17 October 2014

Little Ass Kicker outfit

If you live under a rock then I guess you missed that The Walking Dead  has returned and is DAMN HOT right now after the premiere this Sunday. To keep on celebrating the return of Walktober here is am outfit all our little ones should be wearing from Etsy for around $12 CAD. 

I wonder what Daryl would call me? Little Red? Little Shit Disturber? Oh wait....that's what my father calls me.

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

TWD Season 5 Who will survive?

This years theme on The Walking Dead appears to be survive or rather " You're either the butcher of the cattle".  And this seemed to prove true with this Sunday's premiere. 
Never eat while watching a show about decaying things in the first place. Real bad idea when the baseball bat and trough scene occurred. What a way to start the season!*SPOILERS*
So it appears are main group has been saved and managed to get out. The group did not disappoint with their makeshift weapons from the train car. Michonne of course had to have a double bladed sword. I learned it was inspired by Darth Maul's lightsaber. Badass!

Carol showed us how she can be a leader and I love Carol more and more. She goes in some zombie bloody poncho and goes undercover, shooting things and using her newly found pyrotechnics and somehow manages to blow up a tank with a firework. 

 And now Carol is a collector as she wanders Terminus and gathers her friends items. Would have been a shame if she never found them. Daryl can't be Daryl without his bow!

So main thing we learned this episode Terminus is no sanctuary but it might have actually been as the flashbacks are showing. It seems the founders, Terminus Mary and her sons, had it taken away from them and turned into a rape and pillage town. And now these guys have lost all emotions and seem like they are just working at a meat packing plant! What I don't understand is why the one brother was on the meat table and how did the one butcher turn into a walker so quickly? Anyone else took hours!

Question of the episode: WTF IS BETH?! 


Why has no one mentioned her besides Daryl for like 5 seconds at the beginning. I hope next episode shows us where she might be. I know she is alive, but she can't be anywhere good.

So the sneaking guy at the end was Morgan which I think is the guy from that town where he was batshit crazy. We have only seen him twice but it seems he found some medication or a therapist and is well. Wonder why he is back.....any thoughts?

Can't wait for more episodes!

Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Zombie Attack Hoodie

Want to look like you got kinky with some zombies? Cuz this is Zombie Nation Hoodie from Etsy kinda looks like that. This hoodie, or bunnyhug as we Saskatchewan folks call it, shows what "the possibilities of an attack of the post-apocalyptic variety while merging the style of Jackson Pollock with screen printing.".....huh? Anyways, it looks kinda cool. 

Monday, 6 October 2014

Life After Beth movie review

Back in July I posted about about the movie Life After Beth about a young lady (played by Aubrey Plaza) turning into a zombie and her bf Zach finding out which at first makes his broken heart mended until Aubrey starts acting a little cray cray. And she ain't the only one! 
I saw this at a film festival in my city, preceded by a zombie walk, and although the crowd was small it was a fantastic experience and film to watch.
*SPOILERS AHEAD*
The zomromcom had some strange and hilarious moments in it like Beth getting tied to an oven and falling down the side of a hill, awkward moments you can't help but laugh at, the fact that dead people were coming back and trying to get back into their homes, John C Reilly and Molly Shannon as strange parents, and great dialogue like:

Zach Orfman: We're going to go for a hike.
Geenie Slocum: Not a hot idea.
Maury Slocum: In broad daylight? Zach, are you nuts?
Geenie Slocum: Wait till nightfall.
Beth Slocum: Why?
Maury Slocum: Because, baby, it's safer.
 It was a little awkward and slow to start but as Beth starting becoming more and more extreme in her zombism and Zach getting more freaked out, the events turned out to be hilarious with a touch of romance but not enough that you wish you were dead. I loved the scene with the bros in their underwear and how Beth is put down. Most hilarious moment! I took my fiance to it and he enjoyed it just as much as I did. I really hope to see more and more of zomromcoms.

Although it was not a box office hit since it premiered at most film festivals, I'm giving Life After Beth a ZD rating of 4 out of 5 monkey brains.


Friday, 3 October 2014

Zombie Guitar Wall Mount

I don't play an instrument but I want to have this to hang anything on it. And that is what this can be used for if needed otherwise hang your hat, clothes, the multiple lanyards you own....what that is me.
Left and right hands are available from Etsy. Buy this for about $54 CAD.