Friday, 22 August 2014


Hello man with a beard! What's this? "People for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies" you say? Zombies are people too? Sure I'll sign this petition because doing so makes me more involved with politics, and being cool.

Believe in the cause for Zombie rights? Go on and get your tee from ThinkGeek for $15 CAD!

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Motoped Survival Bike

A mountain bike-motorcycle hybrid kind of machine, this bike has a gas tank equipped, a gas can, and optional tools like ropes, axe, and Mr. Dixon's weapon of choice; a crossbow.  Why this is an option and not a built-in tool makes me think the guys that designed this aren't thinking about how many ladies they could be getting.*

*Yes only dudes would think of something this absurd. AND AWESOME!

Thanks Geekologie.

Friday, 15 August 2014

da Vinci, you had your work cut out for you

Finally we get to see what Mona Lisa was smiling about!! This is what she looked like before she had some work done on her. Nothing like a little makeup and a brain feeding does for a young lady's complexion. You look marvelous Mona! Bello!

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Haaaaave you met Harold?

A simple wine bottle holder from Amazon ($23 CAD) is not only a practical present, but can become an Instagram profile. Meet Harold Zombay.  Believed to be created for more than holding your alcoholic addiction, Harold is looking for a good time and shows it by posting some hilarious pictures. 
"I have to look fab for my profile pic.

He also has a "bae" Rupunzel that he likes to stay in shape for and is all in love with, plays Minecraft, and makes some good references to pop culture. 

bae in background
Minecraft is lonely for this zombie

Monday, 11 August 2014

Matryoshka Zombie doll

Also known as Russian nesting dolls, these zombie guys WERE on Etsy for $100. When I emphasize it means these beauts were so awesome some mofo snatched them up before I could!
According to Wikipedia, there is to be a momma and a baby (check), follow a theme (check), wood (check), and not less than 5 pieces (and check). We should also give a check for how AWESOMESAUCE this is.

Friday, 8 August 2014

Would you like some tea with that?

Made out of felt, this zombie tea bag will make anyone a fan of the drink old ladies and royals drink. On Etsy for about $22 CAD, buy this for both zombie and tea fans.

Wonder what kind he would taste like? Earl grey? Brains?

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

Mother Zombie Nursery Rhymes

Alicia VanNoy Call has gone and changed our childhood nursery rhymes forever! (And for the better!) From apocalyptic views comes these adorable rhymes about zombies, aliens, and bombs. Of course I jumped on the chance to showcase the zombie ones with you all.

Please visit Alicia's blog for the rest! They are witty and catchy.