Monday, 24 November 2014

Monday Mention: Zombie in Love

Zombie in Love (Zombie in Love #1) 

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This is a juvenile read but it was SO funny and SO cute I just had to get my hands on it. The best part was the ad he posted (see picture). After the first line I knew only adults or those familiar with a certain Buffet would appreciate this. I love when authors do this.
The story was less focus on being a zombie and more just someone trying to find love, which we all want right?? Do zombies feel love?? I don't know but they sure seem to love dem brains.

Mortimer trying his smiling. I LOL'd to this way too hard.


 If you have little zombie lovers then I suggest buying this and making it a new fav read.







5 out of 5 monkey brains

Wednesday, 19 November 2014

Zombies of Hogwarts

I'm finding I love Etsy more and more every time I am in need of something quirky, nerdy, unique, and readily available. Here we have a mash-up of the Hogwarts trio from Etsy artist KiWi Cuties. This will set you back around $13 CAD for an 8.5 x 11 standard picture.
Not an HP fan? Other zombified fan favorites are Nerd Stark and Dorthy's little gang. Guessing the Lion got the courage to f@*k off and the Scarecrow get his brain. teehee. See the links above for more of the great art and clothes.


Monday, 17 November 2014

Monday Mention: Afterlife With Archie #6: The Nether-Realm

Afterlife With Archie #6: The Nether-Realm (Afterlife With Archie #6) 

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 So we take a little break from the gang this issue and honestly, it was way too short of a story I felt for this issue. I was also really looking forward to hearing more from the Riverdale gang since we don't know how they are doing since the Lodge's but instead got Sabrina and what has been up with her. And what has she been doing? Why being crazy, or so you think... She's off being manipulated and drugged into thinking many thing aren't real, even that her aunts are dead. 
Being banished to witches’ purgatory after using the dreaded Necronomicon, Sabrina has more than teenage angst and fighting with her cat to deal with. She has to struggle with keeping her soul. 
In reality, there are wedding bells ringing for Sabrina and a certain squid-like beast you'd likely see being controlled by Davy Jones.
3 out of 5 monkey brains

 

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Zombie How To

It is always nice to get a refresher once in a while for our future zombie apocalypse. We mustn't lose focus on the goal: to survive! Shout out to Canadians and other Northern Hemisphere countries, winter has struck so zombies numbers will be lower this time of the year so that is a bonus!
A great tip: always have duct tape. And like a true Canadian and a Red Green fan, "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." SO BE HANDY!!! BE A MAN!
This tip and others are listed in the great Infographic below. 

*i'm lazy today.*


Monday, 10 November 2014

a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft


That is the definition of a good ol' zombie according to Google. Why am I trying to educate you on something you already are familiar with? (I assume you are since you are visiting my blog). Well ZD fans Etsy has these really wicked pictures from PageRager where zombie art has been drawn on some vintage dictionary pages. We got PPZ to our right, the greatest zombie in literature Mr. Frankenstein's Monster jamming out, and of course some emo looking dead girl or your crazy ex-girlfriend after you broke up with her and started dating her BFF.
I couldn't help but love a lot more of these prints then I should have. There was Marilyn, Audrey Hepburn, and seems like PageRager has a rager for Bill Murray. Check out his great work!
See the jump for another zombie related and of course the gothic man himself, Poe.


Wednesday, 5 November 2014

Toe to Toe

 Just when you thought zombies were scary enough and craving brains, toes now are falling off and coming after you. Undead toes of the discarded walking dead are making their rounds on Etsy for $23.39 CAD. These unique individually made polymer clay toes each have their own distinct personality and are customizable.

"Each Toe is wrapped in "bloody" gauze and shipped in a nondescript box with a signed "care card"." says the creator on Etsy.
 Okay now I actually want one of these freaky things. Place them all over my house when guests are over. Like in some jam.....toe.....jam..OH! Create a mistletoe for x-mas. OH that's a classic!

Monday, 3 November 2014

Monday Mention: Zom-B Gladiator

Zom-B Gladiator (Zom-B #6) 


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3 out of 5 monkey heads