Wednesday, 29 October 2014

Zombiswitch for your zombie room

The reversible (up or down) light switch is a great decor addition to any room. Made to look like decaying, infested sewn skin. Which reminds me of my dream I had last night. Nightmare really!

I bet Gareth from TWD would have enjoyed one of these bad boys. Might have made him hungry though.

Get "turned on" from Etsy for around $29.

Monday, 27 October 2014

Zom-B Baby

Zom-B Baby (Zom-B #5) 


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** spoiler alert ** Man these books are getting really long with little to no action in them.

So B is at Dr. O's getting to know her roommates and about to train with Master Zhang and have some mighty issues with Rage. Basically we get a filler for the first 1/4 of the book with this. Rage being a pretty whacked up zombie challenges B to a race on top of the London Eye where he then PUSHES HER OFF OF! Right when you think Rage might be doing something remotely close to nice he does that BUT fear not! We then find out he does it to get B to think about where she wants to be. She doesn't want to be at Dr. O's School of Angels anymore. So she leaves and wanders, trying to blend in with regular zombies, seeing their habits.

Eventually she bumps into her artist friend Timothy Jackson half way through this dragged out novel. After catching up we discover what the book title is talking about: there is a weird demonic-like zombie baby with no genitals or anus and is the dead look alike of the strange nightmarish ones from B's dreams. 



Basically nothing good happens after this and Tim is killed and the baby is paraded out of the house from other fellow zombies. B heads back to Dr. O's and that ends this suffering novel. 

Sorry for all the plot but it was so slow to getting to the correct action of this book that I have no idea why I even attempted to read the next novel but I did. And you can see that next Monday on Monday Mentions. 
2 out of 5 monkey brains

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Would you like some more tea?

WHY oh WHY don't I drink tea?! Do you think I can just put some pop or booze in this thing and have my own zombie tea party? 
The zombie teapot comes from my new addiction, Etsy, for $80.57 CAD. Handmade and painted, this brainy pot will scare your mother-in-law and make you the fav amoung children. 






Want a your undead to be more fancy? 80 bucks not ballin' enough for ya?
Zombie attack tea pot retails at $126.61. You better love your tea!


Monday, 20 October 2014

Zom-B Angels

Zom-B Angels (Zom-B #4) 

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3 out of 5 monkey heads

Friday, 17 October 2014

Little Ass Kicker outfit

If you live under a rock then I guess you missed that The Walking Dead  has returned and is DAMN HOT right now after the premiere this Sunday. To keep on celebrating the return of Walktober here is am outfit all our little ones should be wearing from Etsy for around $12 CAD. 

I wonder what Daryl would call me? Little Red? Little Shit Disturber? Oh wait....that's what my father calls me.

Wednesday, 15 October 2014

TWD Season 5 Who will survive?

This years theme on The Walking Dead appears to be survive or rather " You're either the butcher of the cattle".  And this seemed to prove true with this Sunday's premiere. 
Never eat while watching a show about decaying things in the first place. Real bad idea when the baseball bat and trough scene occurred. What a way to start the season!*SPOILERS*
So it appears are main group has been saved and managed to get out. The group did not disappoint with their makeshift weapons from the train car. Michonne of course had to have a double bladed sword. I learned it was inspired by Darth Maul's lightsaber. Badass!

Carol showed us how she can be a leader and I love Carol more and more. She goes in some zombie bloody poncho and goes undercover, shooting things and using her newly found pyrotechnics and somehow manages to blow up a tank with a firework. 

 And now Carol is a collector as she wanders Terminus and gathers her friends items. Would have been a shame if she never found them. Daryl can't be Daryl without his bow!

So main thing we learned this episode Terminus is no sanctuary but it might have actually been as the flashbacks are showing. It seems the founders, Terminus Mary and her sons, had it taken away from them and turned into a rape and pillage town. And now these guys have lost all emotions and seem like they are just working at a meat packing plant! What I don't understand is why the one brother was on the meat table and how did the one butcher turn into a walker so quickly? Anyone else took hours!

Question of the episode: WTF IS BETH?! 


Why has no one mentioned her besides Daryl for like 5 seconds at the beginning. I hope next episode shows us where she might be. I know she is alive, but she can't be anywhere good.

So the sneaking guy at the end was Morgan which I think is the guy from that town where he was batshit crazy. We have only seen him twice but it seems he found some medication or a therapist and is well. Wonder why he is back.....any thoughts?

Can't wait for more episodes!

Wednesday, 8 October 2014

Zombie Attack Hoodie

Want to look like you got kinky with some zombies? Cuz this is Zombie Nation Hoodie from Etsy kinda looks like that. This hoodie, or bunnyhug as we Saskatchewan folks call it, shows what "the possibilities of an attack of the post-apocalyptic variety while merging the style of Jackson Pollock with screen printing.".....huh? Anyways, it looks kinda cool.